“Imagine their horror when they found out their daughter had plans to blow up their store”
5. She converted to Islam
If you’re in a pinch you can just boil it down to “converted to Islam”.
ISIS gets its dumbest recruits from the ranks of converts. So do other terrorist groups. A Muslim convert is like the guy who volunteers for everything. He really believes this stuff. And he’s too stupid to know that he’s just being used as cannon fodder. If he is a she, then she is too stupid to know that her real job in Syria will be making new Jihadists.
Islam isn’t about race. No matter how much Ben Affleck may whine. It’s about an ideology. Just like Nazism or Communism. The practitioners of all these ideologies hate Jews and want to kill them. Anyone who is stupid enough or evil enough can join that ideology.